

Zero Control Accidents Post #1
Hi guys it's Tosafot here coming at you hot from the 305. To kick off my new section of this blog, I'm gonna take a case I found on the...


Honey Roasted
Dear Vudes and Tus, Pa died yesterday. He was a good and successful man. Or so I thought. When he died, I immediately ran to the barn and...


Midget of the Year
Dear Vudes and Tus, I was at the county fair and I went in to a booth to meet the world's smallest woman for $3. As I was leaving the...


BuckDealer
Dear Vudes and Tus, I asked my friend to pick up some 'Bucks for me the other day (cuz I'm a straight up savage who can't waste my time...


New Gardener Wanted
Dear Vudes and Tus, I got home from work last week and realized that the founder of ISIS was in my house and had rearranged my shot...


Midget Darts Gone Wrong
Dear Vudes and Tus, So me and the guys were just playing some midget darts in the office the other day, like we do every Friday. Keep in...


Acrobaticsexpert
Dear Vudes and Tus, Legit the strangest thing happened to me yesterday. I was doing my daily Jujitsu routine during my shift at Pep Boys....


The Life of Tus
Hi there. I'm Tus. This is a bit of an anecdote from my interesting life. One day, Vudes lent me his MacBook to work on Vudes and Tusâ„¢....


AccidentalPlug
Dear Vudes and Tus, My husband and I went to Colorado for "business" and left our 16 year old child, whose gender will not be specified,...


MisplacedTzadik27
Dear Vudes and Tus, I saw in the paper last week that my cousin, ManiacPsychopath27, escaped from prison. I knew that he was going to...