Black n' White

Dear Vudes and Tus,

After reading thothe blog posts of "Louie Vuitton" and "Who Thtole The Cookie From The Cookie Bathket?," I decided to share my own horror thtory. My pet white tiger jumped up on my friend'th couch to get a juicy thteak that was chilling there. The couch crumble under the weight of the tiger and now my friend wants payment for the couch and the steak. What I gotta do?

Lotth of love,

Mike Tyson

Dear Mike,

This is a simple case. Since it is normal for your tiger to eat the steak, it is also normal for your tiger to jump up on the couch to get the steak. Due to this, you must pay full price for the steak and the couch.

Thtay Thtrong,

Vudes and Tus