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Hole in the Wall
Case: Rabbi Kroll walks into Rabbi Grajower’s shiur to give the annual shabbaton speech. He notices a hole in the back wall, but ignores...


Noam's Case
Case: Yonah Friedan decided to go on vacation with his pet goldfish. When he left, he parked his car in between his and his neighbor’s...


Loss or Nah
Case: On a quiet motzei shabbas, Asher decides that he would like to go to Mizner and enjoy a delicious ice cream cone. Unfortunately, he...


Über Everywhere
Case: DP and Noam split the cost of an Uber to the annual KYHS Purim chagigah. After a beautiful ceremony that involved a perfect reading...


AngryIndy
Dear Vudes and Tus, My pet corndog and I were going for a walk in the park when we saw what we thought was a stray elephant roaming...


Black n' White
Dear Vudes and Tus, After reading thothe blog posts of "Louie Vuitton" and "Who Thtole The Cookie From The Cookie Bathket?," I decided to...


Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Basket?
Dear Vudes and Tus, I was reading your latest blog post, "Louie Vuitton," and I remembered a refreshing anecdote that I couldn't help but...


Louie Vuitton
Dear Vudes and Tus, I was walking my dog, Louie, last week with my stylish umbrella and my Gucci flip-flops. While he is a small dog, he...


Lil' Jewy
Dear Vudes and Tus, It was a rainy Sunday afternoon and I was at the mall. I was looking at some sneakers in Footlocker and Lil' Yachty...


Criminalized Victim
Dear Vudes and Tus, So basically I was "playing" a basketball game against the Westminster Christian School in Ft. Lauderdale, FL....


Zero Control Accidents Post #1
Hi guys it's Tosafot here coming at you hot from the 305. To kick off my new section of this blog, I'm gonna take a case I found on the...


Honey Roasted
Dear Vudes and Tus, Pa died yesterday. He was a good and successful man. Or so I thought. When he died, I immediately ran to the barn and...


Midget of the Year
Dear Vudes and Tus, I was at the county fair and I went in to a booth to meet the world's smallest woman for $3. As I was leaving the...


BuckDealer
Dear Vudes and Tus, I asked my friend to pick up some 'Bucks for me the other day (cuz I'm a straight up savage who can't waste my time...


New Gardener Wanted
Dear Vudes and Tus, I got home from work last week and realized that the founder of ISIS was in my house and had rearranged my shot...
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