

Hole in the Wall
Case: Rabbi Kroll walks into Rabbi Grajower’s shiur to give the annual shabbaton speech. He notices a hole in the back wall, but ignores...


Noam's Case
Case: Yonah Friedan decided to go on vacation with his pet goldfish. When he left, he parked his car in between his and his neighbor’s...


Loss or Nah
Case: On a quiet motzei shabbas, Asher decides that he would like to go to Mizner and enjoy a delicious ice cream cone. Unfortunately, he...


Über Everywhere
Case: DP and Noam split the cost of an Uber to the annual KYHS Purim chagigah. After a beautiful ceremony that involved a perfect reading...


AngryIndy
Dear Vudes and Tus, My pet corndog and I were going for a walk in the park when we saw what we thought was a stray elephant roaming...


Black n' White
Dear Vudes and Tus, After reading thothe blog posts of "Louie Vuitton" and "Who Thtole The Cookie From The Cookie Bathket?," I decided to...


Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Basket?
Dear Vudes and Tus, I was reading your latest blog post, "Louie Vuitton," and I remembered a refreshing anecdote that I couldn't help but...


Louie Vuitton
Dear Vudes and Tus, I was walking my dog, Louie, last week with my stylish umbrella and my Gucci flip-flops. While he is a small dog, he...


Lil' Jewy
Dear Vudes and Tus, It was a rainy Sunday afternoon and I was at the mall. I was looking at some sneakers in Footlocker and Lil' Yachty...


Criminalized Victim
Dear Vudes and Tus, So basically I was "playing" a basketball game against the Westminster Christian School in Ft. Lauderdale, FL....